To: N716LCL, From: Brian in the Transit, Subject: Vulgar Family in a Jeep N716 LCL

While on my lunch break I saw a peculiar looking family pull to a halt. You, the monstrous woman driving, took exception to an elderly man reversing into his drive ahead. Muttering & gesticulating like a baboon on heat your 2 mutant offspring in the back sneered on. Driving past the gentleman, who’d taken all of 15 secs of your time, you cursed & flailed your flabby arms like an imbecile. Your strange looking daughter then shouted further obscenity. I stopped eating my sandwich, looked across at the old man who looked like he was about to cry. You sicken me, I couldn’t even finish my lunch. I tried to follow you to explain the error of your existence. Needless to say, if I or my friends see bovine woman & her herd of Mongoliod offspring I will be sure to key your car into oblivion. Shame on you, not only for offending civilised society by the very action of existing, but for also for raising Children in your own disgusting image. You are the antithesis of polite society. Add your response into N716LCL's inbox

To: RK55ZJE, From: Walker, Subject: Professional Driver?

I don't think so. Belting through a small village in Surrey at stupid speeds with your elbow sticking out of the windows. Get your hands on the wheel and slow down near pedestrians. Add your response into RK55ZJE's inbox